No, it’s not the last episode of Outpost: Isil. While I can assure you that the finale’s almost ready to see the light of day, we’re here to introduce a new series called Bleepers. You know how some people have really foul language and dirty thoughts and make normal people uncomfortable? I can assure you that Paul Shelley puts them all to shame. In our latest miniseries, he takes some of videogamings’ most beloved titles and adds a little twist to their cutscenes in the form of bleeping noises at strategically placed points throughout the cinematic. It’s amazing how much the conversation changes when you get to fill the blank in with whatever word you want (basically like Madlibs). So without further ado, say hello to Bleepers Episode 1 – Crowsnest from the game Halo 3.


















Nice, the prophet sounded like me…or my family…or any of my friends…or any Scots that i know…but anyways, memorable quotes (the ones that hit deep):
“tell the commander her *bleep* is in the hole*.”
“fine, but i only have a handful of *bleeps*.”
and my personal favorite: (see next comment)
“The rings will *bleep* us all”, I’m still laughing at that one. It did get me thinking though, that would hurt, getting *bleeped* by a giant ring, of course they *bleeped* it first…